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"My brother asked you out for a date?", Jeno scrunched his nose, "Interesting, did you tell him about you being a camboy?"

When Donghyuck said no one knows about his secret, that means it excludes Jeno. He tried. He really did try to hide it from his flatmate but the eyesmile guy has already figured it out when he saw the amount of time he needs to get his mattress washed...and also that one time he forgot to lock his door. It's a riddiculously funny story that he will tell another day, but now, Mark Lee is his priority.

"I'm noy crazy, who with a normal mindset would tell anoher human being about that voluntarily. He might put up a restraining order on me if he knew I jacked off to him", he scoffed, "Anyways. I need help with my outfit"

"First, I have no hope in listening your fantasy with my brother, I still need want to sleep at night. And second of all, anything but the livestream outfits", Jeno scrambled through his closet and take out a simple white tee, black shorts and leather jacket then throw him them, "Nice match, not too slutty but not too formal"

Donghyuck pouts, "And why would Mark go to Lucas' party? His lover doesn't even want to atten those and he is even naughtier than Markie.."

"Hold up hoe, you think my broher is pious?", Jeno chuckled. He took off his pair of glasses and put it on the bedside drawer, "He is already a pansexual, he have needs"

He then turned to his bestfriend shocked face, "You look like you shoved two dildos up your ass. Don't tell me you're sad because my brother is not all goody-two-shoes or else I will yeet myself out of here"; "Can you just tell me if your brother liked me or not Je?"; "And where will the fun be then. Two stupid, ignorant pan and gay, perfecr combo drama"

"Fuck you Je, can't understand how your boyriend haven't left you yet"; "Don't bring my Injun in here, he did nothing. Also, hurry up, your dreamboat is coming"

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The sight of your crush driving a black BMW to your house, in his absolutely  soul-sucking outfit is obviously a highlight of Donghyuck's life. Judging by his so called fashionista eyes, it's not too attractive but his handsome face made up for it. But judging by his camboy's eyes, his senior looks best in natural form, fucking him into oblivion...

'Hieong...", Donghyuck swallows thickly, "You look amazing today..."

Mark let out a breathy laugh and run through his hair, "So what? I feel like I'm a little out of theme but if the fashionista said so, my confidince is boosted"

The camboy feels his cheeks heated. Is this flirting, oh my god, he, he might pass out. "You dress

"So you did even better for me, you look gogerous"; "Tell me hieong, what do you think? It's not like I would dress myself like this for everybody"

"Okayyyy, I don't want to be late and I BEG that you too are thinking the same", Jeno clasped his hands together and it's like a knife to cut through the thick aura between the two. "You can flirt how hard you guys want later. Yeah, I'm gay but I have no interest in watching you both eyes-fucking each other in front of me"

Mark and Donghyuck looked away shyly and cough dryly, cheeks red, "Don't be a fool, we're not what you think we are"

"So...does that means you don't want us to be what Jeno thought we were, hieong?", he suddenly asked, his fingers knotted together worriedly, heart pounding.

"What...of course...i mean no. Wait, it's not like I wouldn't want to be your....", Mark sighed, face flushed, "Oh come on Hyuck, please don't tell me that you want to join Jeno in bullying me"

"Awww, I'm only kidding, just for fun", Donghyuck mumbled, feet dragging lazily on the ground, "Let's go"

"Yeah, okay"

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