Warning: Nhiều từ ngữ chửi tục và english joke
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Naib: Hi, I'm a mercenary and I'm here to find thriller.
Martha: Naib, no.
Naib: [runs toward hunters]
Martha:
Martha: Carl. Prepare a coffin.
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Naib: Hi.
Naib: [sees Jack]
Naib: I'm gay.
Jack: Hi gay. I'm Jack.
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Jack: I would like to propose-
Naib: [gaps]
Jack: -an idea.
Naib: Oh.
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Martha: You want to know what your problem is?
Naib: I only have one??
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Fiona: East folktales say that when you walk among mist and darkness and hear ringing noise of bell. It means the death is coming to you.
Hei Wu: [rings bell]
Fiona: Shit.
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Hastur: This tastes delicious. What does it call?
Jack: Takoyaki.
Hastur: What does it make of?
Jack: Tentacles.
Hastur: [chokes]
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Jack: [be unconscious]
Naib: He is not breathing!
Naib: I'll give him mouth-to-mouth!
Jack: [wakes up]
Jack: Don't you dare.
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Kreacher: Miss Michiko, I bought you a present.
Michiko: That's very kind of you.
Michiko: [opens box, sees pairs of high heel]
Kreacher: Oh I'm sorry. I forgot you didn't have legs.
Michiko:
Michiko: [intensity screech]
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Hei Wu: What if the world turn their back on me?
Bai Wu: I'll be with you and turn our back to the world.
Hei Wu: Why?
Bai Wu: Because you are my bro.
Hei Wu: Bro.
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Naib: I'm straight as hell.
Jack: [passes by and smiles]
Naib:
Naib: I'm straight to hell.
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Emma: Does healing suppose to clear blood?
Emily: Yes.
Emma: Then why I'm bleeding when you inject the syringe into me?
Emily:
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Eli: You can't do bad things.
Naib: Don't worry. I got permission for this [handles a piece of paper to Eli]
Eli: [opens the paper]
Eli: It says "I do whatever I want".
Naib: Yes!
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Jack: At the moment I cannot control my stupid heart to have a mental attraction toward an arrogant inhuman idiot such as you.
Hastur:
Hastur: You could have just say 'I love you'.
Jack: Nope, bitch.
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Kevin: Each man has a bird.
Eli: I have five birds.
Kevin: I say--
Eli: FIVE. BIRDS.
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Kreacher: I have an album for you.
Helena: Thanks, but you realise that I can't read, right?
Kreacher:
Kreacher: Oh I'm sorry. I forgot you are blind.
Michiko: [intensity screech]
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Eli: What does Jack do when he is angry?
Naib: I ask him to pass me a cup of water. He brought me a cup of ice and said 'Wait for it'.
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Jack: There is a giant spider in the locker.
Kreacher: Liar.
Also Kreacher: [opens locker and sees Violetta]
Kreacher: [intensity scream]
Jack: I speak the truth a lot but nobody listen.
Michiko: Eyyyy.
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Joseph: There is a strange handsome man in my room.
Joseph: Oh wait. It's just me.
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Eli: Big bird.
Jack: I'm not a bird.
Eli: Big bird.
Jack: I say--
Eli: BIG BI--
Jack: [stuffs feather in Eli's mouth]
Jack: Listen here you little shit head.
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Michiko: We have 10 survivors but there are only 7 seats. What should we do?
Joker: No one sit.
Bai Wu: Take 3 more for them.
Violetta: Let them all hang up.
Hastur: Only the strongest has permission to sit.
Jack: Kill 3.
Hei Wu: Eyyyy.
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William: No one run faster than me when I have the ball.
Also William: [gets hit by Fog Blade]
Jack: [turns on Hidden In Mist mode]
William: FML.
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William: No one run faster than me when I have the ball.
Michiko: [uses Dash]
William: FUCK THIS SHIT!
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Emma: Can we be something more than friends?
Emily:
Emily: Mega best friends?
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Hastur: I have no fear.
Jack: [eats takoyaki]
Hastur:
Hastur: I have one fear.
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Naib: Do you think I'm stupid?
Jack: No, I don't think so.
Naib: [eyes sparkling]
Jack: I'm 100% sure you are stupid.
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Jack: How dare you motherf--
Joseph: Senior, be elegant.
Jack: Apologize.
Jack: How dare you despicable ungrateful piece of stinky solid methane being spat out of your birth giver's lower organ staring at me like that?
Joseph: !!!
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Bai Wu: Good morning.
Michiko: Good morning.
Joseph: Good morning.
Joker: You all sound like a robot. Why don't you spice it up?
Jack: MORNING MOTHERFUCKER.
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Naib:
Naib: Cho tôi vài phút, tôi cần nghĩ ra cách để--
Jack: Nếu cậu muốn xin ý kiến để hẹn hò với mấy cô gái thì--
Naib: Đéo. Tôi muốn đụ anh.